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clanked:

[JUDGE VOICE] did u do the thing

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awfullyy:

I tweet because I enjoy talking to myself.

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buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

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  • AnonymousOne of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
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    Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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    deadinmagazines:

    Oh snap

    BOOOOM

    LOL

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intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

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